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Short Mexico Jokes Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans? All your white friends think your cousins are in drug cartels in Mexico.
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time. The Foreigner Once there was a man that came from Mexico to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly" And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in." Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?
You watch Border Wars just to re-live those days again.
Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Your parents will beat you with anything they can find. Your mouth gets all watery when you smell something spicy your phone's autocorrect keeps messing up your Spanish texts to your parents.
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