Chat rooms to talk dirty about sex
Five seconds into a chat room called “Slave Adoption Center,” I receive three invites to private sex plays. From the small purview beneath a sunhat, finds a table and, kicking legs up, sifts through a newspaper kept rolled up in a left sleeve, letting the sweat-mixed print rub off on fingers.first time in two years entering a roleplay chat room, and though the medium has transformed time and again since I began, the writerly high I get from spinning the perfect post, and partnering up with an anonymous writer to clash literary talents, still remains palpable. I dig deeper into my trench, and prepare the next round. It was early in 1997 when I first entered a chat room and pretended to be an invented character with an anime face and a pansexual appetite. You could recognize Kawika creeping open the tavern door, holding the bracelet’s silver chain to keep those crystal charms from announcing a new presence.HF – Have fun HFAC – Holy flipping animal crackers H-FDAY – Happy Father’s Day HHIS – Head hanging in shame HL – Half Life ( I2 I – too (me too) IA8 – I already ate IAAA – I am an accountant IAAD – I am a doctor IAAL – I am a lawyer IAC – In any case IAE – In any event IANAC – I am not a crook IANAL – I am not a lawyer IAO – I am out () IB – I’m back IC – I see ICAM – I couldn’t agree more ICBW – It could be worse ICEDI – I can’t even discuss it ICFILWU – I could fall in love with you IDC – I don’t care IDK – I don’t know IDTS – I don’t think so IDUNNO – I don’t know IG2R – I got to run IGH2N – I got high tonight IGN – I (I’ve) got nothing IGN – Internet Gaming Network IGP – I got to (go) pee IHNI – I have no idea IIRC – If I remember correctly IIIO – Intel inside, idiot outside IK – I know IKR – I know, right ?ILBL8 – I’ll be late ILU – I love you ILUM – I love you man ILY – I love you IM – Instant message IMAO – In my arrogant opinion IMHO – In my humble opinion Im L – () ITYK – I thought you knew IUSS – If you say so IWALU – I will always love you IWAWO – I want a way out IWIAM – Idiot wrapped in a moron IYKWIM – If you know what I mean IYO – In your opinion IYSS – If you say so j00 – You j00r – Your JA – Just Acting JAC – Just a sec JAM – Just a minutes Jellie – Jealous Jelly – Jealous JFF – Just for fun JFGI – Just Fuck Google it JIC – Just in case JJA – Just joking around JK – Just kidding JLMK – Just let me know JMO – Just my opinion JP – Just playing JP – Jackpot () KDFU – Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) fucked up KEWL – Cool KEYA – I will key you later KEYME – Key me when you get in KFY – Kiss for you KIA – Know it all KIA – Killed In Action KISS – Keep it simple, stupid KIT – Keep in touch KOC – Kiss on cheek KOL – Kiss on lips KOTC – Kiss on the cheek KOTL – Kiss on the lips KNIM – Know what I mean?
NO1 – No one NOOB – Meaning someone who is bad at () O – Meaning “hugs” O -Over OA – Online auctions OATUS – On a totally unrelated subject OB – Oh baby OB – Oh brother OI – Operator indisposed OIC – Oh, I see OJ – Only joking OL – Old lady OM – Old man OM – Oh, my OMDB – Over my dead body OMFG – Oh my fucking G-d omfglmaobbqroflcopteriss oh my fucking G-d, laugh my ass off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I’m so sad OMG – Oh my G-d OMGYG2BK – Oh my G-d, you got to be kidding OMW – On my way ONL – Online OO – Over and out OOC – Out of character OOH – Out of here OOTD – One of these days OOTO – Out of the office OP – On phone ORLY – Oh really? ) S2S – Sorry to say SA-1 – Special Agent 1st Class SA-2 – Special Agent 2nd Class SA-3 – Special Agent 3rd Class SAL – Such a laugh SA – Special Agent SAM – Smart and mouthy SBT – Sorry ’bout that SC – Stay cool SDMB – Sweet dreams, my baby SETE – Smiling Ear-to-Ear SFAIK – So far as I know SH – Same here SH^ – Shut up SHID – Slapping head in disgust SICNR – Sorry, I could not resist SIG2R – Sorry, I got to run SIHTH – Stupidity is hard to take SIMYC – Sorry I missed your call SIS – Snickering in silence SIT – Stay in touch SK8 Skate SK8NG – Skating SK8R – Skater SK8RBOI – Skater Boy SLAP – Sounds like a plan SMHID – Scratching my head in disbelief SNAFU – Situation normal all fouled up SNERT – Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager SO – Significant other SOAB – Son of a Bitch SOB – Son of a Bitch SOHF – Sense of humor failure SOL – Sooner or later SOL – Shit outta luck or Shit out of luck SOK – It’s ok SOMY – Sick of me yet? TAU – Thinking about u (you) TAUMUALU – Thinking about you miss you always love you TBAG – Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player () TIA – Thanks in advance TIAD – Tomorrow is another day TIC – Tongue-in-cheek TILIS – Tell it like it is TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later TL – Too long TMB – Text me back TMI – Too much information TMOT – Trust me on this TMTH – Too much to handle TMWFI – Take my word for it TNSTAAFL – There’s no such thing as a free lunch TNT – Till next time TOF – Twisted Old Fuck TOJ – Tears of joy TOU – Thinking of you TOY – Thinking of you TPA – The Port Authority TPM – Tomorrow p.m.That has always been a dangerous statement to make. That you are lonely and have no friends and have to resort to talking with strangers on the internet.That you are totally fine talking with creepy people who are probably 50-year-old perverts wanting to have internet chat room sex with you.GB – Goodbye GBU – God bless you GDR – Grinning, ducking, and running GD/R – Grinning, ducking, and running GFI – Go for it GF – Girl friend GFN Gone for now GG – Gotta Go GG – Good Girl GG – Good Game () GIGO – Garbage in, garbage out GIRL – Guy in real life GJ – Good job GL – Good luck GL/HF – Good luck, have fun GLNG – Good luck next game GMBA – Giggling my butt off GMF – Gross Mechanical Failure GMTA – Great minds think alike GN – Good night GNIGHT – Good night GNITE – Good night GNSD – Good night, sweet dreams GOI – Get over it GOL – Giggling out loud GR8 – Great GRATZ – Congratulations GRL – Girl GRLPWR – Girl Power GRWG – Get right with God GR&D – Grinning, running and ducking GT – Good try GTFO – Get the fuck out GTG – Got to go GTRM – Going to read mail GTSY – Great (or good) to see you GUD – Good H – Hug H8 – Hate H8TTU – Hate to be you HAG1 – Have a good one HAK – Hug and kiss HAU – How about you ?H&K – Hugs & kisses H2CUS – Hope to see you soon HAGN – Have a good night HAGO – Have a good one HAND – Have a nice day HANOVR – Hang over HB – Hurry back HB – Hug back H-BDAY – Happy Birthday HBU – How about you ?